"SHIT HAPPENS" in various world religions & philosophies
TAOISM: If shit happens, adapt to it.
CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say, "SHIT HAPPENS"
HINDUISM: This shit has happened before, and will happen again.
BUDDHISM: If shit happens, don't be attached to it.
ZEN: What is the sound of shit happening?
JUDAISM: We know shit happens, but why does it always happen to us?
CHRISTIANITY: If shit happens, turn the other cheek.
CATHOLICISM: If shit happens, you deserved it.
PROTESTANTISM: Let shit happen to someone else.
ISLAM (SHIITE): If shit happens, it is the will of ALLAH.
RASTAFARIANISM: Shit may happen, but it's really good shit.
PANTHEISM: Shit is happening everywhere all the time.
ATHEISM: If shit happens, it proves there is no GOD.
MYSTICISM: Sh, it happens!
FATALISM: Shit was destined to happen.
DUALISM: Shit happens in two's.
HUMANISM: Humans have the power to make shit happen.
IDEALISM: Shit only seems to happen.
PRAGMATISM: If shit happens, so be it!
EXISTENTIALISM: Only by experiencing shit happening do we truly live.
CAPITALISM: If shit happens, how much can we make from it?
COMMUNISM: Shit should happen to everyone equally.
HEDONISM: If shit happens, enjoy!
STAR WARISM: If shit happens, let go; feel the force flow through you.
REVERSALISM: Sneppah tihs.
NIHILISM: No shit.
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